Am I doing this right?

XOXO

Your favourite snarky West Coaster

(Most of my neighbors are from California – bet they’d like to borrow my scraper, winter tires, and heated seats.)

Enjoy your second snow day, friends! We’ve got snow/freezing rain in tomorrow’s forecast and pretty sure Portland doesn’t have any plows or sand trucks, so watch this space for Snowpocalypse 2016 updates!